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When I went off to school in Boston,
I realized why Southerners have a slower pace;
When the weather’s not so frigid out,
There is no need to race.
When the weather’s nice and toasty,
You can take time to slowly walk;
When you don’t feel you’ll freeze to death,
With your friends, you can casually talk.
Northerners don’t really know what it is,
To take a leisurely stroll;
They’re always rushing here or there,
‘Cause the weather’s just too cold.
Poet Commentary:
Southerners are always making note of and commenting on how fast Northerners walk and talk. We think it’s rather humorous..and somewhat sad (LOL) because we love our slow, leisurely, “molasses” pace and believe that you should always take time to stop and smell the roses. Ooops I forgot, in the North, they’re usually all dead from the cold. (LOL)
I’m just kidding and it’s all in fun.
Like I said, we southerners are always commenting on the fast pace of Northerners…but never really think about the reason behind it.
Well, I found the reason, first hand when I went off to school in Boston. (Boston University - Boston, Massachusetts)
My brother, Brian, was already at BU and I was preparing to go to BU.
I would always ask him questions about Boston or the school. Every conversation turned into a discussion about the weather. I thought that was very odd..because he would repeatedly tell me how cold it was.I would think “O.K. O.K already, I know what cold is… and really how cold could it be?” Well, little did I know, I DIDN’T know what cold was and it could be a lot colder than I thought. All of my trips up North (Chicago, New York,ect) had always been in the summertime ( vacations, of course)
So I was referencing cold to Mississippi winters and basing all of my assumptions on that . WRONG!!! I’ve heard it explained,there are four seasons in Mississippi: almost summer, summer, still summer and Christmas. (LOL)
When I got to school in September, there was already a little chill in the air, again I thought that was odd. By winter, they were reporting temperatures of zero and below zero with a foot or so of snow (mind you, we let out schools in Mississippi with the mere FORECAST of snow! This was insane! In all of this, they still expected you to function….I DIDN’T!! (LOL)
Now…. I know all about the Northerner’s pace..It is all for GOOD reason. When that wind is blowing , your nose is running like a faucet and your breath is practically freezing right in front of you…You ain’t got no time (excuse the French) (LOL) to stop and chat or do anything but nod and get where you’re going. Folks, Northerners are always rushing here and there…”Cause the weather’s just ..TOO COLD!! ”
Northerners, God Bless you all ! You can have it!